Go take a shower

On our bus, taking a shower means masturbating...especially if your name is will. Yeah, will, we all know it's true.

-julie-

"I'm gonna go take a shower...I'll talk to you tomorrow."
"But, will, you have taken like five showers today..."
"Yeah, well...i gotta go take a shower."
"Well, go have fun taking a shower"

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ben franklin shower

layin in the sun so uv rays kill the b.o.

jim took a ben franklin shower to wash the skank off after slamin your mom all night

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Shower Curtain {Wedgie}

The shower curtain has gone between yo booty cheeks and becomes wedged.

Dude I was late for work was quickly drying off bent to dry my legs stood up and DAMN Shower Curtain {Wedgie}

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spartan shower

Sex involving vomit

"Dude that chick went so low and then she gave me a spartan shower!" "What a champ."

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California Shower Bath

When a member of the opposite sex combs your mane whilst squirting juices all over a disabled old woman. Eventually it congeals to form a rancid layer of ejaculate which is then passed through a fine mesh, and is used to lubricate Musical Directors. Disturbingly, this festering substance can be spread on crumpets and scones and be force fed to a pig.

Last night my wife introduced me to a California Shower Bath... I was so happy with the results that I sold the recipe to a local pig farmer, who thanked me by donating some of his juices onto my crumpet.

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Iranian steam shower

when you fart in a hot shower and "hotbox" your: "lover / partner/life-partner / buddy /friend with benefits / hetro-life partner / bitch / whore,etc" and make them gag

Dirty: "here, will you wash my back?"
Sahara: "Sure, anything for you honey"
Dirty: loud, ass flappin, wet diarreha fart
Sahara: dry heaving, gagging sound
Sahara: "I think I just puked in my mouth, you !@#$#%%$^%&*^% digusting @#@$$%$^&*&,your ass smells like a dirty iranian, let me out of here now!"
Dirty: holding door closed
Dirty: "Victory is mine!"
Dirty; two thumbs up
Dirty: "That folks is an Iranian steam shower"

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full service shower

A shower in which you wash your hair and shave. A regular shower doesn't include these.

"Hon', Do I have time for a full service shower before we split?"

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