safe as houses

A term from 19th Century Britain that uses a simile that is rather defunct. It stem from a time when houses were padlocked down and hidden in underground nuclear bunkers, along with whoever was in there, and burglary was less common than finding the bank of England without security guards... or so many old people would have you believe. Just use sarcasm to shut them the fuck up.

During the war....

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Waffle House

Otherwise know as WH. The Waffle House is a teenage hangout for teenagers in Springfield, Missouri. The true indie/intellectuals often go to the Waffle House in small groups. They usually only buy coffee, smoke cigarettes and talk amongst themselves. Crammed into a booth with their closest friends in the best way to spend their school or weekend nights. On occasion they order food, but rarely. It's a twist on beatniks going to coffee houses.

So, are we meeting up at Waffle House tonight?

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Mrs. House

A women teacher who doesn't even know how to teach, yet is a teacher. SHE SUCKS AT LIFE!! WITH HER MOLE ON HER FACE..plus a bitch

That Mrs. House is so stupid and is a bitch and can't teach..

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Flop House

When friends that play poker all live together in one house or apartment.
"Flop" refers to the first 3 community cards in holdem and omaha. And also for multiple people living under one roof.

I'm going down to vegas for the summer with some friends. We all chipped in on a Flop House.

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opera house

A woman with a very large vagina whose labia resembles large hanging pink curtains.

I was about to have sex with this chick but then I saw her opera house and my standing ovation lost its enthusiasm.

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hypixel housing

A "gamemode" on hypixel with one of the most toxic communites right now.

But atleast Uriql is trying to make the community normal again.

The community became toxic at the end of 2019.

qMad is the worst housing owner, Lemminq has atleast good staff and is chill and llizzy just does some random shit and is money hungry af.

Person 1: Bro wanna play hypixel housing today?
Person 2: Nah, its toxic af and those eboys/egirls are annoying.

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urban house

A name invented by the dreem teem to describe 4x4 Vocal garage.

This is urban house (Compilation CD)

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