Random
Source Code

don't dip your pen in the company ink

A man is advised against messing around with any woman in his workplace as doing so can have very negative consequences that affects many aspects of his life.

Employee1: I can't believe our boss slept with her. He was demoted once everyone found out about it.

Employee2: The moral of the story is: "Don't dip your pen in the company ink, it causes nothing but trouble".

by BlackFox985 December 20, 2010

159๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


I don't know about that one chief

A phrase that is slang for no, normally used when in relation to an activity

Ex.1
Guy 1: aye, pass the bong
Guy 2: I don't know about that one cheif
ex.2
Guy 1: ay bruh, can you pull out?
Guy 2: I don't know about that one chief

by 20$ is 20$ September 19, 2018

52๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


I don't give a SHIT!!! SHIT!!! SHIT!!!

When you really do not care about anything at all.

Coined by the Tourettes Guy.

Dad, you're not allowed to go back in there.

TG: I don't give a SHIT!!! SHIT!!! SHIT!!!

by Paracetamol 500mg May 6, 2007

189๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


Don't Hate The Playa/Playette Hate The Game

Do not fault the successful participant in a flawed system; try instead to discern and rebuke that aspect of its organization which allows or encourages the behavior that has provoked your displeasure.

Teacher: You have plagarized this essay.
Student: Don't hate the player; hate the game.

by Player March 15, 2005

1305๐Ÿ‘ 268๐Ÿ‘Ž


You don't know shit about fuck

An extreme way to invalidate a person's opinion. It's a hardcore dis meant to bring the person it's directed at to complete silence.

Marven: This war is like fucking awesome yo!
Shanaynay: You don't know shit about fuck,asshole.
Marven:....................well damn.

by Crazyspirit October 23, 2007

124๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


If Young Metro Don't Trust You

Originating from "Right Now", this phrase has become a popular meme, manipulated in various ways to signify whether Young Metro (Metro Boomin') approves of something or not. You may have come to seek this definition because others are reluctant to tell you the meaning of this quote and deflect your question by asking whether or not Young Metro trusts you, rather than explaining the quote. This is because they are embarrassed by the meaning of the complete quote. When the whole phrase, "If Young Metro don't trust you, I'm gon' shoot you" is used, it is a euphemism for gay sex.

Person A: If Young Metro don't trust you, I'm gon' shoot you
Person B: What does that mean?
Person A: If Metro Boomin' doesn't trust you, I will perform fellatio on you until you cum all over my face.

If Young Metro don't trust you, then I'm gay for you!

by BigBlackClock21 April 4, 2016

89๐Ÿ‘ 319๐Ÿ‘Ž


dee doo dow don't dee dow

All that can be heard when two or more scousers (Liverpulians) are talking.

"They do though, don't they though ?" (English)
"Dee doo dow dont dee dow ?" (Scouse)

EXAMPLE 1
Scouser 1 "Dee doo dow don't dee dow?"
Scouser 2 "Dee doo dee doo"

EXAMPLE 2 - Two scousers arguing.
Scouser 1 "dee don't doo dee?"
Scouser 2 "dee doo dee doo"
Scouser 1 "dee don't"
Scouser 1 "dee dooo"
Scouser 1 "deee dont"
Scouser 1 "deeee dooooo"
Scouser 1 "deeeeee dont"
Scouser 1 "deeeeeeee doooooooo"
(This could go on forever, but you get my drift)

by Klausey September 15, 2009

35๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž