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Technically a saying you’re father would say when he goes to do something that is none of you’re business or he will when you ask his business
What are you doing dad can I come with, no son I’m going to talk to a man about a horse
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When a male horse rubs his erection on the forehead of a human being.
Dude, iv'e been horse cock forehead rubbing all night dude.
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Basically another version of totes my goats
Mom: are all your chores done?
Child: Course my horse.
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a horses fat slobbering genital
person 1: Woah i banged a horse last night and the big fag horse cock was gigantic!
person 2: i love the taste of big fat horse cock!😋
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When a Girl (Most Likely To Be From Highfield) Invites You To 'Feed Her Horse At Midnight' She Is Asking You To Poke Her Up Her Dirty Little Fantoosh, Do NOT Say Yes As Your Fingers Will Go Green And Drop Off, and You Will More Than Likely Get Aids Or Some Other STI
Amy: Hey Sexy, Wanna Come Feed MY Horse At Midnight?
Cameron: Well, Ive Heard Alot About Your Dirty Little Beef Curtains And I Wouldnt Touch That Magott Infested Thing If I Was Asked By Your Mam.
Amy: OMG STFU!!!
Cameron: Well, I Only Speak the Truth.
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innovative tv show about american horseback police devised by the great melanie wilk with a little help from her loose and mad cohorts.
where's my pony at?
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Some weird kinky shit nobody should watch. Not horse porn
But Beastiality
Person 1 - Hay you've seen 2 men 1 horse right
Person 2 - Yeah Why?
Person 1 - Well i booked horse riding for today
Person 2 - FUCK NO
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