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Virgin City is the status you achieve when you die a virgin. Meaning you never have sex during your entire life.
Person: You've never had sex?! You're like 80 years old!
Me: I know! I'm trying to get to Virgin City!
You take a hard cock and jam it into the core of corn so hard you pop the core out, if you do it fast enough the kernels don't have enough time to realize the core is gone and stick to your cock. Then have your girlfriend eat off the kernels.
"hey dude I tried that virgin corn on the cob with my gf last night, she got so excited she accidentally bit me."
You take your dick and jam it into the core popping it out, if your quick enough the kernels with stay on your dick. Make sure you put butter on your dick too help them stick them gave someone suck off the kernels
"yeah dude I had my gf try the virgin corn on the cob, she got excited and accidentally bit me"
The state of someone who has never vc'ed with someone on the internet before.
Tans: yo wanna vc?
mel: N-n-no I have never vc'ed ever before! Am a vc virgin... and am prolly not ready to lose it rn
Tans: Man i dont get the point of vc virginity -_-
A sexually active teenage girl who does everything except vaginal sex. Yet she still believes that she's a virgin.
Me: You had a threesome with two guys from the basketball team?
Her: I was taking it at both ends at the same time. It was great.
Me: So you're not a virgin anymore.
Her: No, I'm still a virgin because it didn't go into my vagina.
Me: So I guess that makes you the Anal Virgin Mary?
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A ridiculously nasty guy who doesn't take showers and plays League of Legends everyday. Also is a beta male and when they speak to girls, they get scared off due to their ugly appearance.
Damn, that coconut virgin smells mustier than Discord mods.
When a gay male decided to battle in his first sword fight and loses and thus has to be the bottom...
GH1: Hey you my Grindr hook-up?
GH2: yeah let’s Roman
GH1: okay cool it’s my first Roman
GH2: prepare to be virgin Roman then...