Workplace Snitch

A person that looks for any opportunity to report any bad behavior by other employees to management whether true or not. In order to curry favor for preferred work assignments or for possible promotion.
People like this are usually very insecure and have low self-esteem. They always want management to think of them as their best employee. So if they see another employee that is "better" than them. They will go out of their way to discredit them to management by making them appear lazy or incompetent.

Mike: Hey Ted, don't stand around when Brian is nearby because he will report you to management if he gets a chance.
Ted: Workplace snitch?
Mike: Yep.

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Once you've had white, you never go back to black.

A phrase that primarily applies to black women but is also applying more and more to black men in America. Single black women having become disillusioned with being the breadwinner and homemaker of the family. In dating white men, black women have discovered that white men tend to be more financially stable, less likely to cheat, less likely to be abusive, and if there is a pregnancy are more likely to stick around and be a part of the child's life even if the relationship doesn't work out. All things that women want in a relationship.

Greg: Is it true that charice is getting married to a white guy?
Boosie: Yeah, white boys don't fuck around. You always see them with the hottest girls in the neighborhood.
Greg: Why Is she doing that?
Boosie: I asked her and she told me, Once you've had white, you never go back to black.

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Anal Virgin Mary

A sexually active teenage girl who does everything except vaginal sex. Yet she still believes that she's a virgin.

Me: You had a threesome with two guys from the basketball team?
Her: I was taking it at both ends at the same time. It was great.
Me: So you're not a virgin anymore.
Her: No, I'm still a virgin because it didn't go into my vagina.
Me: So I guess that makes you the Anal Virgin Mary?

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BLScam

A group of grifters and carpetbaggers who prey on the fears of a particular group in order to line their pockets with donations meant for the cause.

Mike: How can Patrisse afford that huge house?
Steve: She started a BLScam where she convinced a bunch of people that the police were trying to kill them all. She then told everybody how they could donate to the cause and wallah four new houses.