My MVAC

Something I own and I turn it on every night

My MVAC: I turned the MVAC on tonight

Road rash on my back wheels

This means to stick your dick and balls into a gay dudes asshole and take it out with poop on it

I got road rash on my back wheels

That's my line

When Cynthia Erivo hears a flop trying to belt her line, and then she gags him in the middle of a Target.

Man: "AuEUEghUEAhagh"
Cynthia: "That's my line. AUUUEGEUAGHEUASHAGHAGAHUEE. There's no place like Target."

my cry

when no ones there for you even when they say they are. they ask you questions and you respond but they ignore it and move onto the person they like better. you wanna tell them how you feel but you’d end up losing your only two friends. i guess no one can really be the perfect friend :)

1: so what do you think of this magic trick? be brutally honest with me

2: i can see it in your hand maybe go faster
3: it’s good!!
1: thanks r/n i live for your acceptance/reassurance!
*in person 1’s thoughts* my cry for help
<this happens everyday and i cant do it anymore>

washed my cup

To wash out ones vagina using the seman from one mans penis while viewing Digital Spy

Oh man, last night I got drunk and "washed my cup" with my girlfriend while she "mowed the lawn" all over me. She even got her friend involved and between us, we all "said hello to the local firemen".

Awesome night out.

Gravy on my gyatt

when you have gravy, on ur gyatt :O

"hey dude you wanna know what happened to me yesterday?"
"what"
"i had Gravy on my gyatt"

smoke my bowl

The act of sucking a phat dick while the guy is in handstand position and the dick sucker is standing, sucking the phat dick, while also lighting the reciever's butthole hairs on fire. Resembling smoking a heady glass pipe.

Hey Daddy I really wanna smoke your bowl.

OMG! did u hear Sally smoked Dev's bowl last night?? What a baddie!

Hope your bowl is packed phat, I have deep lungs and can hit that all night baby

She said she would smoke my bowl if the dodger won, fucking dodgers!