Ok, so before I make a definition about Spack No.6 - a new Spack who has only confirmed herself within the last few hours of my typing this definition, I thought I would make a definition about Spack No.7 - a Spack who is good friends of Spack No.1 - the leader of all Spacks.
So Spack No.7 listens to the very best music!!
He also used to scam kids!!!!!
Owns £50,000 in savings (don't try to rob him, please!!!!) According to Spack No.1, he is the richest Spack!!!
He drives a Mini Cooper Roadster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So Spack No.6, you probably have never met the kid, but this is Spack No.7 who is the friend (or apparently boyfriend) of Spack No.1!
YOU HAVE LOST YOUR SANITY AS A BORED PERSON. YOU HAVE TYPED THE F1-10 FORMATS AND THE WHOLE QWERTY KEYBOARD. YOU HAVE REACH THE OUTWORLDS OF BOREDEM. CALL 999/911 OR WHATEVER YOUR FUCKING EMERGENCY NUMBER IS.
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The day Syd Barret died..(2006) fly high crazy diamond
My friend: why are you sad?
Me: today is 7 July the anniversary of Syd Barrett death..
My friend: oh.. can we sing shine on together?
Me: obviously..
Together: 🎶SHINE ON, YOU CRAZY DIAMOND🎶
A cocktail consisting of MD 20/20 (Any Flavor), Wild Irish Rose, Colt 45, and the contents of a Big Gulp fished out of the trash. The mixture should be shaken as opposed to stirred. Add a hot dog straight from 12 hours on the roller for some texture and flavor. Best enjoyed next to a homeless guy who will tell you about the glory days next to the 7-11 dumpster at about 2:41 am.
I tried the 7-11 special last night, and I finally found my dad behind the 7-11 on the boulevard. I woke up and he was gone again tho :(
Anal sex by girlfriend for a consecutive 7 days with no vaginal intercourse
ME: Yo bud, your girlfriend is hot. Has she completed the 7 day challenge?
FRIEND: The 7 day challenge? What's that?
ME: Anal every day for 7 days with no vaginal penetration.
FRIEND: Nah bro, she's as plain as vanilla ice cream.