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A pseudo-punishment used by the hicks who run Williamstown High School in Southern New Jersey, USA. The "punishment" is given for many different reasons, but they all lead to one stupid result. The punished is to remain at home until 2:30 where they then must report to school from 3 to 7 o'clock and do assigned schoolwork from their classes. The only loop hole is that kids will still go to school that day or not come to school at all so their 3 to 7 turns into an expulsion and they get a free vacation. Sure you'll miss out on your dances and 3 school trips but the only thing that matters is Disney anyway, the prom is a hilarious excuse anyway because 9/10 you'll get mugged because it's Atlantic City.
TEACHER: You were caught smoking outside on the school grounds Jerry, that's a 3-7 for you.
Jerry: Your husband doesn't love you, does she Karen..?
TEACHER: No.. Jerry he doesn't..
The only reason why I'm still here yet. They make me feel alive , they make me happy.
And I'll never be thankful enough to them.
A good shit where you saw God.
I took a level 7 shit in a church bathroom once.
When Andy achieves a full erection by observing punctuation formed in the shape of women’s breasts. For example: ( . Y .)
When Andy achieves a full erection by observing punctuation formed in the shape of women’s breasts. For example: ( . Y .)