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Cold Favretto

The act of a male freezing his own feces in a Spongebob Square-Pants mold. The poop must be purple or else is not a cold Favretto.

After Adam woke up he went to the gym but created a cold Favretto first.

by Poop,aster November 22, 2021


Cold Frosty Doggy

When a man is performing doggy style sex on an attractive woman but can't orgasm because it's too cold. Enjoyable for woman while she absorbs all warmth.

My girl got six hours of cold frosty doggy, now she's happy but I have pneumonia.

by RideBigPony August 2, 2024


The cold

The cold? THE COLD!?

Hym "THE COLD... Was driving you insane!? The cold!? Hooooooooly shit! Woooooooow, bro! I literally leave the windows open all winter! That's all it takes, huh? Not an organized stalking, gaslighting, harassment campaign that mimics the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia? The cold? You would be FUCKED if you were in my situation guy! Hooo-ly shit! Absolutely fucked! The fucking cold! Not creating A.I. (literally) and then trying to stop retarded billionaires and incest cultists from stealing it... But the cold... That is the thing we are worried about... Their power is out (my power is about to go out on the 20th I need my check to be at least $400 (WHICH IT MY NOT BE BECAUSE MY HOURS WERE CUT) or I won't be able to pay half my electricity and the rest of my rent) and THAT is effecting the mental health... I-um... I don't even know what to say about that! I'm genuinely speechless! I mean, I'm profoundly displeased by that statement- Just... Wow, man... Wow!"

by Hym Iam July 12, 2024


Stealth Cold

All the debilitating inward signs of a cold - aches, pains, tiredness and brain fog - without the obvious symptoms of congestion and coughing. Still enough to lay you out for a couple of days, even though your immune system is doing its best to hide your weakness from predators.

I was off work for a chunk of last week with a stealth cold. Knocked me flat for a day or two but didn't really go anywhere. Annoying.

by SpeckledJim1917 March 12, 2014


cold tofu

Cold turkey veganism; going vegan without any transitional diet.

Yeah, one of my bros went through some heavy spiritual stuff. He's gone cold tofu.

by Gibbiary November 28, 2020


Cooter Cold

The act of a woman getting an STD.

I wouldn't sleep with her, I heard she has a cooter cold.

by Caaclvl3 January 23, 2018


Cold Thermos

When you stick it in that Eskimo pussy and your penis freezes.

Bro I went to this party this weekend, hooked up with this chick and I got mad cold thermos. I had to stick that shit in the microwave to warm it up.

by Jibbletlover99 November 17, 2019