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christmas cunt

Someone who epitomizes the essence of Scrooge. See also Scrooge

As soon as the first Christmas Tree comes up Bob turns into a real Christmas Cunt.

by ICanHazFokuz December 25, 2015


cunt flush

A more vulgar way to say douchebag.

You're a cunt flush!

by Tatd4Life March 17, 2010


A farage of cunts

The collective noun for a load of cunts, predominantly in the uk and europe.

I have never seen such a farage of cunts before.

Look at that farage of cunts over there!

by Scolew November 8, 2019


cunt mode

Is when everyone everywhere are acting like big cunt holes while you are driving your car..

Driving in the car and you have a green light and go to drive and there's a grandma about to walk infront of your car... So you beep and she desides to give u the finger and keep walking! Cunt mode
Or when your at a 2 way stop sign and you tell them to go and they tell you to go and you go to go and they start to go at the same time and curse u out like u did something so wrong!.. Cunt mode

by Jaoni October 27, 2011


Treasure Cunting

The act of shoving potato wedges into a vagina, and subsequently attempting to fish them out - by any means necessary.

"My girlfriend is into treasure cunting. We did it the other night. Most of the potato wedges are still up there!"

by DoormatAndDoormat February 27, 2017


cunt much?

Rhetorical question / Emphatic statement.

1. Question posed to someone who is acting like a total cunt.
2. Statement made to someone acting like a total cunt.

Erin: Then I told my ex-husband I was going to screw him over on the house.
Therapist: Cunt much?

Erin: I really think you should give me the last piece of cheese cake because you're fat.
Co-worker: Cunt much.

by ibonealion April 20, 2016


wax the cunt

Wax the cunt’ is a phrase often used in Loftus and the surrounding areas in the Teesside region. It’s most commonly passed from one friend to another when one has won money on maybe a gambler or on a bet or just simply mentions he has been paid recently. Can also be used for drugs instead of money.

Waxing essentially means blowing it

1) person A:
yes mate, just won 80 bar on the fruity there”
Person B:

“Fucking niceone son, wax the cunt!”

2)

Person A:
Big bag of beak in my pocket for later”
Person B:

“Yes let’s go crackers and get the cunt waxed”

Definition: to blow/spend/use all of something very quickly

by RuleBritanniaaaa March 29, 2018