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People saying that in a truly dead discord server
Random Discord User: Dead Server XD
Me: So True
The Online multiplayer version of Red Dead Redemption 2. Started off extremely boring and slow, but getting better over time with new content like frontier pursuits.
When you getting Red Dead Online
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An employee who is certain to be fired in the near future.
I pay no attention to my boss anymore; he's a dead man walking.
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Someone who at first glance is so gorgeous, it is hard to look away. So you look on which makes your heart beat faster and then time slows. Your heart follows slowing while thumping louder and louder. Then you open one eye then the next the doctor turns to your girlfriend and says he's fine. 50 years later you tell your grandkids the day you actually saw someone so fine you almost dropped dead.
I was sitting in the pub and I glimpsed Empress P walking pass so I ran over to the door the next thing I remembered was waking up in PMH with a doctor standing over me saying Empress P must be in Town we have another case of Drop Dead Gorgeous.
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A kindly kinship. A tightly knit though loosely organized group of elders who did and do look after my best interests. All share a common love for the music of Jerry Garcia.
"Hey now, do you have a place to be?
"......Uh...I am looking for my friends but I think they left me here.... I don't know how to get out of here or where to go. They have all my money and the car keys and all....."
"No worries. Come on into our bus, my wife is making Bananna/Spirulina smoothies and cornbread. We have a camping permit as we are vendors. We have an extra pull-out bed you can sleep on tonight and you can find your friends tomorrow".
".......That is really nice of you. Thank you. Am glad to find Grateful Dead family.
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When you are very excited to do something but find out that you cant
Thats a dead battery in a dildo
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