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Very delecious cake made with muffin batter and made without blueberries. After the cake is cooked it is dipped in syrup.
that blueberry muffin cake is delecious!!!
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When one attatches a bungie cord to his penis and jumps off a bridge while eating a blueberry muffin out of a gay jamican midjet's ass.
Josh- Hey man, how ya holding up?
Andy- Not bad dude, still recovering from last weeks bohemian butt muffin
Josh- Yeah brosive, that was pretty fucking tight! You still got some crumbs up your nose?
Andy- Of course you fucking idiot, it feels like fucking nose cum!
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When you walk by somebody with a big juicy butt and squeeze their butt cheeks together.
Susie Q likes to fluff Charles's muffin when she walks by him.
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1. To take a tasty muffin snack and apply butter. Quite why it needs butter is anyone's guess
2. To jizz liberally over a girl's breasts (muffins)
"Did you get anywhere with Katy last night?" "Yeah, I gave her a pounding and then pulled out and asked her if I could butter your muffins."
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The act of cumming into someone’s nose until it leaked from their eyes only to proceed to ride them like a pony covering them in your chantilly
Last night jarold gave me a buttered muffin
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Possibly THE best joke of all time.
Only just beaten by your face.
Two muffins in an oven.
One muffin says "wow, it's so hot in here"
The other muffin says "AAAAAH, A talking muffin!"
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