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A day of school cancelled due not to snow, but to excessive heat.
"Yesss! Another Cincinnati snow day! You wanna go to the waterpark with us?"
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Steve came over to help me build the deck, but he's about as useful as an arse full of roasted snow.
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Chinese egghead lookin god who beautifully sang Xue hua piao piao bei feng xiao xiao. He got some competition with the Chinese neckman tho
My sex slave: Who's that guy who sang xue hua piao piao bei feng xiao xiao?
The dried up cum sock under my bed: Dawg that be the Asian man in da snow
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When you take a nice dump and cover it in jizz, then watch as your partner eats it.
Guy 1: Dude I made a batch of snow covered shit cakes for your sister last night.
Guy 2: Sweet!
A combination of english words that are very funny in swedish. It translates to jerking off your penis. It's a wordcombination that kids in Sweden learn in elementary school, and it's used to jockeboi prank your friends.
Can you say 'run car snow pen', fast a couple of times?
Run car snow pen, runka snow pen, runkar snoppen!
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Sex act: when you have diarrhea and shit on your girlfreinds face then smear it all over her face using your testicles until you cum all over her face then using your testacles again, push it into her mouth and eyes so she cant see what you are doing, if she realized she would probably slap you.
Joe:Hey, did you have diarrhea last night?
Bill:Yeah, but i totally gave my girlfriend a Redneck Snow Plow
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While urinating in the snow one uses his urine stream to "write" his name in the snow.
"A snow storm? In
July?"
"Look everyone! John Hancock is writing his name in the snow!"
( the Simpsons "Bart gets an F" Season: 2, Ep: 14
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