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Two completely messed up hoebags
who are hated by all who have any decency
if you meet them turn and run in thw other direction
or kill them
fairy 1: man the unspoken ones are fucked up
fairy 2: I know they should just fuck in a hole
Criminal #1: Oh shit it’s the one time, play it cool…
Criminal #2: Playing it cool, playing it cool… So why are they called the one time anyway?
Criminal #1: Because they only need to catch you one time fool!
They ask “What’s in your wallet!!!”
I said a platinum CAPITAL ONE CARD!!
Then they be like a nope..we be twat waffles!
Waste of time and a money to bank with a the ultra mega super duper bunch of theives. Recently thinking of changing slogan too…
What shouldn’t be in you wallet!!!
Crapital One
BANK OF THE MISERLY
Capital One is a bank of sphincters the rob the clients and prance around in the coffee bars and sip the hood of the title man
The crapital one Bank of sphincter Patrol will close your account if you ask for a unjust fee be removed.
Crapital one only take you banking info to provide the more data to sell to other Crapital one subsidiary’s..
Down a alcoholic beverage. Similar to send it
Snap one it’s fucking Friday’s.
To describe an absolute beast, that you pull on a challenge night, that you would only have a relationship with via facebook.
"That will definitely be one for facebook"
Someone who gets with a girl out of their league once. Now they think they can get with any girl they see. It tends to break confidence when they have a One Shot. Soon they start getting rejected by every girl they ask.
Ben had such a One Shot with Amy. No other girl will get with him.
the nickname for an adolescent who can be defined as a nerdy, studious, and somewhat socially inept person; a teen who's name is supposed to have two Ts but only has one;
Mathew with One-T