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When an athlete has six championship rings. So that they can put the sixth one on their dick
Michael Jordan has so many rings he’s got one for the dick.
Being turned off extremely that it goes into the negatives.
Example: You worked so hard to get close to doing the thing but then you don’t, so you’re negative-one’d. You also tend to get really angry and sad after this happened because you can’t quite put the words together to express what you feel about what happens as the negative-oner also tries so hard to make it seem like they don’t get your hints.
“I can’t believe this! I go negative-oned so bad!”
Used as a promise, and can be used instead of on God. It is a promise that isn't broken, guaranteeing something to someone.
Stan-"Do these shoes look alright on me, I wanna wear them to Stephens 80th birthday tomotomo"
Freddy-"yeah mate, they look great"
Stan-"promise?"
Freddy-"one gorilla"
This term is used in reply to someone who only drinks one shot and refuses to drink another because they're a coward.
Guy #1: How much did you drink?
Guy #2: One shot.
Guy #1: Want another? It's been awhile since we hung out!
Guy #2: Nah.. probably shouldn't.. *makes up lame excuse*
Guy #1: Wow, man. None-one! You're lame!
Hole in One- when you pull out and jizz so hard it shoots in their nose nostril.
Man, when i pulled out it shot out so hard i made a hole in one! Next time im trying for a hole in two!!
The act of having sex with a woman in the missionary possition and accidentally forcing flatulents from her butt sheeks creating a vacuuming sucking in one of your testicles with extreme force
Bro I didn't even mean to get a hole in one