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Performing cunnilingus & analingus during a single sexual session.
I don't know what she is complaining for? She got the "hungry man's special"
The act of getting together with all your buddies at the end of a long stressful week for a night of partying and drinking
"Hey Bob you wanna come to the Friday night special this week? Gonna be a total rager"
"Sure bill sounds like fun"
When a basketball team comes up with a bunch of steals against the opposing team. A direct reference to the capital one slogan: “whats in your wallet”
The Miami Heat hit the Boston Celtics with the capital one special by coming up with 19 steals in game 3 of the eastern conference finals
When a foreign dignitary decides to bestow upon you a cultural right of passage by projectile vomiting and then urinating an unnecessary amount of piss all over your new shoes.
- Kaylynn met a Senitor John.
- Wow a real live Senitor.
-yeah and she bestowed upon her a great cultural gift. She got the Senitors Special Shower.
- What an honor.
Barbecue sauce with ketamine in it
"No Mr. Cosby I don't want to try your special BBQ sauce"
To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
A chemical used to repel those that are easily offended, banish all weird European films, and replace them with epic bacon and tires.
Snowflake: T R I G G E R E D
Me: Time to get the Special Snowflake Repellent out