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when u r sending funny texts to ur boyfriend and hes not answering u
trey text me back bro
Person in real life who’s personality has been altered into someone better because of electronic messaging.
Friend: So who do you have a crush on?
Me: No one, really.
Friend: Oh, come on! There 'ought to be someone.
Me: Well, I have a text crush on this guy. He is a total jerk, but for some reason when I text him he is a totally different person.
The urge or compulsion to text, tweet, or comment. Analogous to sex drive, varying enormously from one person to another, and depending on circumstances at a particular time.
She asked me to follow her back on Twitter, but I explained it would be unsatisfying because we had different text drives; I was more of a few times a week type and she was more of a several times a day type.
The act of inserting one of those fancy waterproof cell phones into the anus, and proceeding to send it text messages, thus creating a makeshift anal vibrator.
Also see "pink texting"
Example 1:
Dude 2- "Today my mom asked to borrow my waterproof cell phone. I mentioned she already had one but she demanded that she use mine. When I got it back, I noticed I was in a group chat with my mom's phone and another phone I didn't recognize. There were nothing but blank messages. I'm afraid her pink texting has escalated to simultaneous brown texting.
Dude 1- "Dude, your mom is one horny woman"
The act of texting someone back, nearly impossible to be done by a female.
Someone who wants to communicate by text rather than by phone or in person. They want to text because they feed on texts like zombies feed on brains.
This tinder guy is a text zombie. I feel so drained by all these texts like he’s trying to feast on me instead of trying to date me.
To walk into a place without having a sense of where you are going then to pull out your phone, pretend to read a text message, and turn the other way.
I accidentally walked into the wrong aisle in Publix and everyone seemed to be watching me, so I text turned back to where I needed to go.