when life gets hard suck something hard

usually life gets hard for people so you should take my advice and suck something hard instead.

Life’s so hard why don’t i suck something hard like maddie said “when life gets hard suck something hard”

Laughing so hard

Laugh for no reason then laugh bigger at that laugh and keep going until vomiting

I'm laughing so hard right now because tanners mom died

Walking hard-on

'A lesbian who is attracted to nearly every woman. If she had a dick, it would constantly be erect'

B: that girl is so hot
W: you said that about the bitch at Jamba Juice

B: so! She was hot too!
W: you're a walking hard-on

hard copy

Straight up copy of the original

"Yo nigga, hard copy this hunnah dolla bill"

hard core nigga

guy to the fullest

chillin hard body

the state of hanging out in the cold while standing still

Emily couldn't ski so she was just chillin hard body while Lauren and Alyssa skiid.

Hard Shell Taco

The equivalent of "Morning Wood" Hard Shell refers to the hardened clit and Taco refers to the vagina.

"I woke up with a major Hard Shell Taco today."