when life gets hard suck something hard

usually life gets hard for people so you should take my advice and suck something hard instead.

Life’s so hard why don’t i suck something hard like maddie said “when life gets hard suck something hard”

7👍 4👎

Laughing so hard

Laugh for no reason then laugh bigger at that laugh and keep going until vomiting

I'm laughing so hard right now because tanners mom died

12👍 23👎

Walking hard-on

'A lesbian who is attracted to nearly every woman. If she had a dick, it would constantly be erect'

B: that girl is so hot
W: you said that about the bitch at Jamba Juice

B: so! She was hot too!
W: you're a walking hard-on

1👍 8👎

hard copy

Straight up copy of the original

"Yo nigga, hard copy this hunnah dolla bill"

1👍 8👎

hard core nigga

guy to the fullest

13👍 25👎

chillin hard body

the state of hanging out in the cold while standing still

Emily couldn't ski so she was just chillin hard body while Lauren and Alyssa skiid.

3👍 3👎

Hard Shell Taco

The equivalent of "Morning Wood" Hard Shell refers to the hardened clit and Taco refers to the vagina.

"I woke up with a major Hard Shell Taco today."

3👍 3👎