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see twat
it is also a good way to insult some one
your a harry bloody potter eg.
twat
cunt
arse
raspberryface
cry baby
weaselhead
bed wetter
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To Harry Potter is a verb pertaining Felatio. Getting harry pottered occurs when the man is whering a belt buckled which leaves an imprint on the female's forehead.
I got in trouble with my girlfriend's parents because they saw that she had gotten harry pottered.
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Harry Styles is the most overrated guy ever. Like, I don't see why people love him so much. He has the face of a monkey and my 6-year-old cousin.
My friend: OMG I LOVEEEE HARRY STYLES!!
Me: Who da fuque names their song Watermelon Sugar?!?!?!?!?
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When charlie Eats a space cake and starts flying.
Harry potter and the Philosopher's crack
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Harry Potter is the boy who lived. yes thats right and he will outlive you to, he will chase down all your horcruxes and make sure they are destroyed. Then come after you personally and blow your face off. He's just so Magical, he doesn't even need sleep. He just sits up every night crying about his dead parents. Yes thats right, the boy who lived has the parents who didnt live.
He lives in a cupboard under your staircase, but i bet you never noticed. thats why he's so scrawny looking, you never cared to feed him. And ever term he runs away, to a magical school where he learns spells the he can use to plot revenge against you, simply because he can. But thats not all he does! He sneaks around stealing books from the forbidden section of the library under his invisibility cloak and making cults against the ministry of magic and Voldemort (Dumbledores Army). And when he gets caught out he flys off on his firebolt (broom) leaving all his friends behind to fix it for him.Then once its dealt with he just mosies on back in like it never happened, then jump down a tunnel and get kiddnapped by his own goddfather, letting his best mates hideous rat escape, allowing the Dark Lord, Voldemort to come back to full power. Then when hes in denial he decides it'd be great fun to breakinto the ministry of magic, with his anti-ministry of magic cult. He's so rad like that, hes such a wizard gangsta. And he's gonna outlive you to!
potter wizard harry Voldemort harry potter
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The ghetto Harry Potter who possesses the voice of Whitey from Eight Crazy Nights and was born from a bag of potato chips.
Harry Cheng Potter?! WHAT THE HECK?! Is he the new William Hung?
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