A person who is bad at iMessage games and always loses.
Did you play iMessage games with Noah?
Noah is the best friend you’ll ever have they are 4 lifers and are always hot, smart, funny and honest. In their past life they were a demigod for the seas of Hawaii. They are definitely the best person ever and will brighten every room.
Josh: This party is boring Ima head out
Mike: Wait Noah’s here
Josh: Oh I’m staying then
Noah is someone who you can trust with personal information, things you cant tell to anyone else, even your most trusted person. They will stay by your side until they are unable to love anymore. Trust them how you would want to be trusted, believe them, love them unconditionally, or you’ll miss them when they let go.
I go to Noah whenever I need to let something out.
Noah is a kind of artistic guy with not many talents, he's not that funny but can make funny comments that people like, he is quite mean and doesn't have many friends but the ones he has, he really cherishes, he isn't boyfriend material and has been rejected to many times, he isn't always mentally alright but will take on any burden you want him too, no matter how bad you think it will effect him, he knows it doesn't matter, as long as you feel better.
He has always been single, and thinks that is for a good reason.
'did you see Noah'
'yeah, is he okay?'
' I think he got rejected again'
'ha, not surprised!'