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what Gandalf was charged for when he assaulted Bilbo Baggins and Newt Gingrich.
"i hearby sentence you, Gandalf, to 22 years hard labour for the wand rape of Master Bilbo Baggins and Mr Newt Gingrich"
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someone who assaults you by hugging you either randomly or against your will.
Shauna is such a hug rapist. She rapes me everyday with her hugs and she's not gentle and a she is a hug slut
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In military parlance, when one is verbally abused by a superior. Symptoms include, deafness, fear and the loss of several layers of skin in the facial region...
Solider 1: "So yeah Sarge spotted me walking around without my rifle.."
Solider 2: "Did he go off?"
Solider 1:"Yeah man, I got face raped, have extra duties for the next three weeks.."
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One who dresses like a skank and walks around dangerous areas in hope someone will rape them.
"did you hear Jenny got raped again?"
"She does it for the attention, i swear she is such a rape addict"
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When a guy is super interested in having a girl toss his salad or play the rusty trombone and he kinda hovers over her face with ass and she has nowhere to escape to.
Madison: Cops like anal play for some reason. Last night when I was with this C.I.L.F..
Peaches Gravy: Which cop? The original one?
Madison: Yes. He wanted a rusty trumbone. I was so not into it. He trapped my face between his thighs and completely face raped me.
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A natural plant found commonly in many coastal areas (very similar to spinifex). Rape weed can be found in large concentrations off the coast of Perth, Western Australia on the small island of Rottnest. The effects of smoking rape weed are hallucinogenic and can render the smoker delusional and with an irresistible urge to rape anything and everything.
"Fucking look out boys, Robert had a stash of A-grade rape weed and he just smoked the lot in one go!!! Cromwell is going to be spitting fucking chips when he finds out!!!"
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What happens to your stomach when you have your morning coffee.
"That morning coffee raped my stomach and I had the biggest BM ever!"
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