day when people get to use the most unoriginal jokes till 12:00
putting clingfilm on the toilet seat
swapping around the draws
turning back alarm clocks
49π 14π
A month in which you cannot play Apex Legends. Similar to No Fortnite February.
gay dude: Yo broski wanna play apex after school?
straight dude: hell naw! Itβs no Apex Legends April
12π 2π
The legendary day that the Josh Swains will battle to keep their name on.
Last year, the Facebook group of John Swains were created.
One of the John Swains announced that on this very day, they would fight, and the person who won would get to keep their name. The fight will take place in Nebraska.
Mom: Are you free on April 24, 2021?
Me: Nope. I gotta watch some dudes named Josh Swain fight.
Mom: Oh cool. Count me in.
25π 6π
National Barney Stinson day
Wear a suit, If you donβt, you will get slapped
It doesnβt count if you wear a blazer , you HAVE to wear a suit on 20 April 2069 *Slap*
16π 3π
Through the entire month of April everyday girls and boys must be anal gaped
Yo my ass is so sore from anal gape april
9π 2π
This prank occurs on April Fool's day. It involves attempting to play a prank on someone, backing down and telling them that you are joking, and then doing the prank anyways. In essence, one commits two pranks in one swift motion, simliar to a boomarang or maybe a pulley of some sort.
You go up to someone, for instance, on a balconey or some higherlevel building, and say "I'm going to push you off the balconey," then, "Hahah, just kidding, April Fool's" but you push them off the balconey anyways.
17π 4π
the day I wrote this definition
guy 1: yo man is today April 10 2017
guy 2: yeah man in fact its Monday today!
21π 4π