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april fools day

day when people get to use the most unoriginal jokes till 12:00

putting clingfilm on the toilet seat
swapping around the draws
turning back alarm clocks

by neen April 2, 2004

49πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


No Apex Legends April

A month in which you cannot play Apex Legends. Similar to No Fortnite February.

gay dude: Yo broski wanna play apex after school?
straight dude: hell naw! It’s no Apex Legends April

by gp10156 February 19, 2019

12πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


April 24, 2021

The legendary day that the Josh Swains will battle to keep their name on.
Last year, the Facebook group of John Swains were created.
One of the John Swains announced that on this very day, they would fight, and the person who won would get to keep their name. The fight will take place in Nebraska.

Mom: Are you free on April 24, 2021?
Me: Nope. I gotta watch some dudes named Josh Swain fight.
Mom: Oh cool. Count me in.

by sdex March 21, 2021

25πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


20 April 2069

National Barney Stinson day

Wear a suit, If you don’t, you will get slapped

It doesn’t count if you wear a blazer , you HAVE to wear a suit on 20 April 2069 *Slap*

by hi.how.r.u.idc November 1, 2019

16πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Anal Gape April

Through the entire month of April everyday girls and boys must be anal gaped

Yo my ass is so sore from anal gape april

by Buttery Nipples 12 November 8, 2019

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Double April Fools

This prank occurs on April Fool's day. It involves attempting to play a prank on someone, backing down and telling them that you are joking, and then doing the prank anyways. In essence, one commits two pranks in one swift motion, simliar to a boomarang or maybe a pulley of some sort.

You go up to someone, for instance, on a balconey or some higherlevel building, and say "I'm going to push you off the balconey," then, "Hahah, just kidding, April Fool's" but you push them off the balconey anyways.

by crash landon April 1, 2005

17πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


april 10 2017

the day I wrote this definition

guy 1: yo man is today April 10 2017
guy 2: yeah man in fact its Monday today!

by Mario Mikhailovich April 11, 2017

21πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž