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The budget of your government that even your leader is not aware of. The Uber secret spending spree, think mi5, mi6, cia, asio, mossad or kopassus, FORGET IT, this is the shit that no-one talks about. Nasty shit like vaccuum bombs, laser blinding, audio disablers, Area 51. Try and imagine something nasty, they have already tried it out!
Why does this charge for a screwdriver come in at $4598?.
Oh yes sir thats got the black budget surcharge.
Whats the black budget?
What are you talking about "black budget", you are weird.
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Some annoying 13 girl who has managed to make an extremely popular, and terrible song, while making half the nation want to cut their ears off. I hate this bitch. And I'm pretty sure she gave my computer a virus when I played her fucking awful song.
Girl 1: Hey what day of the week is it?
Girl 2: It’s Friday, Friday. Gotta get down on Friday.
Girl 1: Shut the fuck up before I strangle you, you stupid Rebecca Black fan....
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Our response to Justin Bieber. After Hannah Montana began ruining music, Canada sent us this faggot to destroy it further. In retaliation, we unleashed something that was so bad that it's screwing both of us.
Seriously, why is it that these fucking people with no talent make shit-tons of money, yet if I walk into a label and tell them I can sing, I get fucking laughed at? It's bullshit.
Dear USA,
After having suffered through years of torture at the hands of this "Hannah Montana", we are sending in our specialist on shitty music. His name is Justin Bieber.
Love,
Canada
Dear Canada,
I'll see your Bieber and raise you one singer whose worse than anything in existance. Say hello to Rebecca Black.
Love, the USA
Dear USA,
You win.
Canada
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Black H means Black Tar Heroin, commonly used on CL when a junkie needs their fix.
"Stick me with Black H and I'll let you stick it wherever you want" -CL Hoe
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The Black Tulip was an Antonov An-12 transport plane that would infamously carry dead / severely injured soldiers during the Soviet-Afghan War and the Chechen War.
Russian Soldier, 1995: "Last night a Chechen bastard hit our tank. Our tank mechanic is dead, he'll be coming home in a black tulip."
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A godlike figure in modern day society. Originally raised by swans, he was kicked out of the house and went on to become a master kazoo player and steal the World’s Most Generic Sink. He has fought the likes of Bill Patton and Bone Cow. His name could be used as a compliment to someone.
Woah Kevin! Black Billabong would be proud of you!
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Someone who is (obviously not an African-American or of any other black cultures) obsess with black people.
Ever since that guy hanged out with black people, he became a black addict
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