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An African American Vag.
Man, I would do a black chick, but I couldn't go down on one, its like, fucking, Chocolate and Ham down there man.
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a human shit taken on the ground or virtually any level surface, and not in the toilet, such that its shape looks like a big nasty chocolate chip.
Sally: Hey, guess what! Last night I got really hammered, and on my walk home, I took a shit on my neighbours doorstep!
Joe: Eww that family must've woken up to a big nasty chocolate chip on their front porch!
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an African American who is very dark and smelly.they're extremely fat, but have jungle fever and like white girls.they like red bull.so stay away from them.
"oh shit here comes chocolate thunder!"
"RUNN!"
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When you go for a dump and don't wipe. Instead you get your bitch, grab and lift your balls with one hand while shoving her face deep in your arse with the other and proceed to gyrate on her vigerously leaving a chocolate coloured doughnut ring on her mouth. If your arse is bleeding a bit from that monster shit you did then it leaves a bit of blood behind aswell. That is considered a Chocolate Doughnut with Strawberry. You may also include dropping your balls on her nose while gyrating so that she can sniff your hard earned ball sweat while you paint her face. Bitches love that shit, they'll be begging for more!
Guy1: Dude, I totally got my bitch good this time... Guy2: Yeah? What happened?? Guy1: Oh bro, I gave her the best Chocolate Doughnut and the beauty was I had just done this monster turd and my arse was bleeding a bit leaving behind a nice red and brown shit stain on her face. Guy2: HAHA, Thats ace man!! You gave her a Chocolate Doughnut with Strawberry!!!
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when I eat dark chocolate I imagine niggers dying in my mouth
dark chocolate is healthy for your heart
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the atmosphere is heady, and the lover heads south to demonstrate his cunnilingus skills. after several moments of bliss, the woman cries "im gonna cum, please don't stop, please!" upon the woman's plea, the lover burries his face frantically and at that moment, just as he expects his woman to cum, she "sharts" in his face.
dude, i was eating this girl out and i totally thought i was about to make her cum, and then she sharted in my face and said "eat that chocolate cupcake"
he was such being such an asshole to me, so gave him a chocolate cupcake
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Same as brown shower. Defecating on a sex partner.
He gave his boyfriend a chocolate thunder.
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