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A "Jim Dick" is something measured in inches. It's very small and one has to mostly squint to see it. It's extremely rare for a Jim Dick to reproduce. Back in the Roman times a Jim Dick was thought of a form of mental retardation and these people were executed.
Hahaha look at that little Jim Dick
We spent 8 hours together, but I only logged about 22 dick minutes.
When a girl wants to have sex with a guy only because he's popular
P1:"Why did Stacey and Kayden get back together?"
P2:"I guess she loves taking popular dick."
Giving dick to someone who hasn't had any in a long time because they need it.
Bro 1 : "Ay yo this some bullshit, government need to put me on some fucking dick welfare."
Bro 2 : "Damn bro. It's been that long for ya? I can get you a fix."
A drinking game created by two men of Theta Chi, David Altier and Jesse Diamond. It is played with Beer or any alcoholic beverage, shot glasses, and bottle caps. The object of the game is to bounce the caps against a table and into the shot glasses that should be placed on a table in the shape of a dick. 5-10 shot glasses can be used and this game can be played with as many people as possible with also as many bottle caps you have available. Here are the rules of the shot glasses: They should be put in the shape of a dick and there should be two or more glasses where you pick someone to drink 5 seconds, one where you drink 5 seconds, a shot glass where you pick someone to drink 10 seconds. And more added if you please.
This is a very chaotic game so play as long as you can, and remember to take some breaks!
Al: Hey Lois, have you heard of this new drinking game Dick Caps?
Lois: No, I haven't how do you play?
Al: Well its all about bouncing bottle caps into shot glasses and getting real fucked up, and FAST.
Lois: WOW! That seems like a great time, lets go get wasted and play Dick Caps!
Up in Michigan's UP, they don't get much women. So some men resort to catching fish from the lake to face fuck. Some men make the accident of catching fish known as Pike, which have sharp teeth. When the man inserts his penis into the mouth of the Pike, it takes it clean off. The man then has to go to a Yooper Doctor to get his dick sewn back on. The Yooper Doctors are notorious for having poor work, so most the time the man gets his penis sewn back on backwards. This is then called the Dick UpsideDowner because your penis is now on upside down.
"My Uncle had a doctor do a Dick UpsideDowner. Poor guy caught a pike off the coast of Naubinway and fish took his dick clean off. Doctor was able to put it back on though, but you know, now its upside down."
The penis becomes moist and oversaturated due to stimulation
Ayo................ DICK WETNESS!
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