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Any sexual act in which ejaculation is achieved within seconds.
"I've been wanting to fuck him for months. I wouldn't have wasted my time if I'd known it was gonna be a bloody quick- fire round"
"Last night, I was so horny from browsing online porn, I had to wake the missus up for a quick-fire round"
"I only had a few minutes to knock one off the wrist before my mum came home. Bit of a quick-fire round"
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When (if?) Chuck Norris was a baby, his mother used this song as a lullaby.
"Honey, Chuck won't go to sleep"
"Try that song by Dragonforce."
"You mean Through the Fire and Flames?"
...
"Hey, it's working!"
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The act of, upon reaching a stop light/sign, all the members of a vehicle bail out and dash laps around the car until the light changes or the other people around you get really pissed.
Hey man, I'm bored, let's go do a few Chinese Fire Drills down at the town square.
erm... ok, but you're the one driving this time!
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The act of lighting a women's pubes on fire during intercourse, and proceding to put it out with your cum
Goddamn, Brian, I nearly burned the whole house down trying to give that bitch the alaskan prairie fire!
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the best book series in the world. if you don't read you're dead to me. i love me some silk-wings. there are cool.
Tsunami: then say it to my face!!!
Starflight: i am saying it to your face, or is it your rear end, its easy to get them mixed up?
wings of fire dragons convo on fleek
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Movie from eighties about a buncha recent Georgetown grads that all frequent a bar called St. Elmo's. Starred Demi Moore, Rob Lowe, etc. In the movie, it explains that St. Elmo's Fire is a natural, atmospheric phenomenom that sailors mistook for lighthouse beacons, thus giving them reassurance that land was close. Something like a security blanket that gives comfort and reassurance in troubling times.
If u've seen the aurora borealis, then u should also check out St. Elmo's Fire.
Ever seen that movie, "St. Elmo's Fire?"
My mistress was my St. Elmo's Fire during my messy divorce.
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A threeway with a redhead and a platinum blonde.
Podrick: What did you do last night?
Tyrion: I had a Song of Ice and Fire with Daenerys and Ygritte. You?
Podrick: I had one with Catelyn and Cersei.
*Tyrion and Podrick high-five*
Jorah: Why do you want to invite (book) Robb Stark and Jaime Lannister to negotiations, Khaleesi? I do not think it wise, Khaleesi.
Daenerys: I want to have A Song of Ice and Fire.
Jorah: I see, Khaleesi.
*Jorah cries himself to sleep*
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