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Internet snacking

Using the Internet to find something quick and leaving.

She couldn't decide whether or not to wear a coat, so she went "Internet snacking" to just check the weather.

by webfeat January 21, 2010

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American Internet

It is fast af

Guy 1: This American Internet is great! It loads very fast! Better than Australian Internet.

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Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed

"The 'speed' of the Internet --- i.e., how long web-pages take to 'load' and/or respond to you mouse-clicks --- will be in direct inverse proportion to how urgently you need to view the desired material; the connection will be even slower at times there's someone else waiting for you who's also in a hurry.

My buddy needed me to hastily Google engine-bolt-torquing specs during an emergency-repair task he was struggling to get done before a downpour, but the Web was "slower dan molasses runnin' uphill in da wintertime" --- it was a classic "Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed" scenario!

by QuacksO July 28, 2018


internet marketing

internet marketing is marketing a product or service online to increase a businesses revenue.

jaysonlinereviews.com teaches internet marketing to peeps who want to earn money online

by jaysonlinereviews December 30, 2016


nappytime internets

Getting (D)DoSed, sometimes from filesharing, sometimes as a punt for misbehavior on the internet. Typically can be proven by going to two or more sites on different networks (level3 and cogent, for example).

Amber: What's new in your world?
Mike: I found a cool torrent but no luck DLing, I've got nappytime internets"

by Mick Halo September 20, 2008

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Internet Lust

When an individual becomes so compulsive to online media/pornographic material that they addictively become extremely obsessed with what they are pleasuring themselves to on the internet through their smart devices/black mirrors to the extent that they eventually start to loose all sense of reality from the outside world. Users who suffer from this new found type lust typically are people you would expect and people that you would never expect to an addict. This condition is usually chronic as It rewires the users minds to an extent that it may affect real life relationships. Usually a pornographic detox may help the ones who suffer from internet list.

Internet Lust is an undiagnosed condition that affects millions if not billions across the globe. Porn addiction is one of the many signs that you may suffer from Internet Lust.

Kevin is always finding pleasure through the internet because he has Internet Lust.

by Dr.Dennis January 6, 2025


Internet Drillas

People who wake up load up instagram/YouTube/Snapchat.. most probably Insta though and give verbal before brushing their teeth.. a person well know for these antics is striker.lst0ne

โ€˜โ€™Striker Lst0ne stop being one of those internet drillasโ€™โ€™

by AntiVerbal.Ldn February 27, 2021