mike schmool

This phrase can be used to describe anything and everything.

You missed a mike schmool over there

Mike Ropenis

Chad's alter ego.

Frederick: Hey Chad, is there any nicknames you have ever given yourself?

Chad: Yeah, Mike Ropenis.
Frederick: Oh, cool. I see. Mike, as in the greatest name in the planet, and Ropenis, as in Rope- nis (Rope Nice). I, too also enjoy a fine rope.

Chad: They closed the Epstein case. We must hang all responsible.

Frederick: But Epstein's already dead.
Chad: ...

mike money

Money to use on/for strippers and at the strip club

Dave: Yo man I brought some mike money for after we leave Jake's house!
Tyler: Hell yeah.

'drop the mike'

a gesture..dropping your smartphone to celebrate some sort of triumph or accomplishment
as evidenced by one image or another on the phone..very common in TV ads

And one does 'drop the mike' for emphasis of whatever

mike paden

The single best Beam streamer in all of Beam

Did you see MPW last night? Mike Paden did AMAZING on the card.

Hang Mike Pence

Something the very peaceful MAGA people like to say since January 6th, 2021.

"Hang Mike Pence, Hang Mike Pence, Hang Mike Pence!"

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mike v

(v) the act of having sex for less than 3 minutes in an auditorium bathroom.

Kid: "Teacher can I use the restroom"
Teacher: "As long as you don't mike v. That is not school appropriate."