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Me: I just bought a bible!!1!
Friend: Lemme see!!
Me: *holds up book*
Friend: what even is this??!1!
Me: the Bible. Aka The Amazing Book Is Not On Fire
Something delicious or satisfying.
When something convenient or pleasant takes place.
Damn, this sandwich is bomb. It's straight hot fire flame Bruh.
Any sexual act in which ejaculation is achieved within seconds.
"I've been wanting to fuck him for months. I wouldn't have wasted my time if I'd known it was gonna be a bloody quick- fire round"
"Last night, I was so horny from browsing online porn, I had to wake the missus up for a quick-fire round"
"I only had a few minutes to knock one off the wrist before my mum came home. Bit of a quick-fire round"
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When (if?) Chuck Norris was a baby, his mother used this song as a lullaby.
"Honey, Chuck won't go to sleep"
"Try that song by Dragonforce."
"You mean Through the Fire and Flames?"
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"Hey, it's working!"
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The act of, upon reaching a stop light/sign, all the members of a vehicle bail out and dash laps around the car until the light changes or the other people around you get really pissed.
Hey man, I'm bored, let's go do a few Chinese Fire Drills down at the town square.
erm... ok, but you're the one driving this time!
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The act of lighting a women's pubes on fire during intercourse, and proceding to put it out with your cum
Goddamn, Brian, I nearly burned the whole house down trying to give that bitch the alaskan prairie fire!
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the best book series in the world. if you don't read you're dead to me. i love me some silk-wings. there are cool.
Tsunami: then say it to my face!!!
Starflight: i am saying it to your face, or is it your rear end, its easy to get them mixed up?
wings of fire dragons convo on fleek
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