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Interjection:
Used in disbelief and agreement
Replaces the common "fo' sho"
"Dirk's been fucking your mom"
"Fo' JESUS?!"
"This place is off the hook"
"Fo' Jesus."
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The act of drilling a hole; sized just under the girth of your cock, and fucking it whilst reciting Our Father, in an attempt to become closer to God.
Guy 1: What the hell happened to your hand?
Guy 2: I did the Jesus Christ to try and reach higher humanity, I really feel at peace.
Guy 1: Oh, say word.
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It is the unexplainable, the supernatural hit off marijuana. Words don't do justice to the beautiful thing that occurs when you get your jesus on...Throwing up from smoking so much weed, the throwing up will be the most painful throw up ever, but the "feel better" feeling after is magnified as well and...well....you find jesus...
"Damn dude you look fucked up"
"Just took tha jesus hit"
"Dear god..."
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the gum that is sold at the sports author*ty
i went to the sports author*ty and purchased some "jesus gum"....it was famazing
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the pizza Messiah that drapes his cock over your pizza and turns it into the best pizza you have ever taste
pizza jesus came by and i was like whoa what the fuck get your cock out of my pizza
he left
I ate it cause im not picky
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Someone who smokes pot and talks about the gospel all the time. Basically someone torn between two lifestyles.
Everytime I get high with Sarah she starts asking me if I'm saved. She's such a Jesus hippie.
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The person who is super dope to the max and he always gives you what you want. It is to be associated with mommy barbie which is the female version of the coolest parental association there is
"Hey did you notice your dad gave you more money to go out"
"Yeah he's my daddy jesus"
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