Couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall

Australian descriptive metaphor.

The person in question is of such incompetence or stupidity they indeed couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall. Commonly used to refer to a dim workmate or acquaintance.

The choko (also known as a cheyote or chouchou, among others) being an extremely hardy vine fruit that, left to its own devices, will grow up virtually any surface.

The paperwork's wrong again! Honestly, that moron couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall!

take the bishop on the train through the tunnel of flesh

To take my cock and shuv it down some hot girls pussy!!! TUNNEL OF FLESH!!! OOOO YEA!!

I took the bishop on the train and through the tunnel of flesh

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All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!

A line from GTA.

CJ: doesnt follow the train
Guy: ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, CJ!

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That one dude who took my subway at train station

That damn son of a b#tch he will fu#@ing pay for this damn yooooooouuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well That one dude who took my subway at train station will f@cking pay

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ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS TO FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ!!!

how a memer says we missed the train

guy 1: oh (whatsapp notification sound) the trains leaving!

guy 1: well damn it.

memer: ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS TO FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ!!!

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toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug

The ultimate comeback during periods of stress when you have no idea what to do. It'll cancel any argument that the opposing side has, no matter the cost. Cannot be used against or with "Poo poo pee pee dinkle toilet mustard head".

Person 1: These statistics show that everything you say is invalid.
Person 2: toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug!
Person 1: Crap

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Train wreak

When you want to somebody to pull you out of a abusive relationship

I’m dating Austin but I wish I had somebody to pull me out the train wreak