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A word not used enough for the penis, and should replace it in the oxford dictionary
I sent my purple headed womb ferrit straight in last night!
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n. the penis.
used by troublesome rap collective. The Goldie Lookin' Chain
No mate I can't come out, mys Purple headed yoghurt chucker is swelled up clart.
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Upon ejaculation, aim for the side of face. and cock smack( with all your might ) across the face. For the next few days there will be a purple headed mushroom tatoo on there face.
Last night I gave Sam a purple headed mushroom tattoo.
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Mainly afflicting tall gentlemen taking either Viagra or Cialis. Prevelent in those suffering from Osgood–Schlatter disease. Symptoms include swollen, painful testicles with the name being based on the penis turning a bright color of purple prior to ejaculation, which then consists of both blood and semen.
Yo dawg, me and the boys got done playing basketball and my Osgood-Schlatters was acting up fierce. I popped the little blue pill and commenced boning my honey. Little did I know that Purple Pecker Pain (Payne) was gonna hit. Girl didn't like me bleeding on the shizeets.
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When you tie a string around your penis so tight i turns purple and have oral sex and when your going to blow you insert it analy to your partner and losen the string so a massive jet of cum pleases her/him.
my girlfriend made me give her a john pleaser purple dick.
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The load came flying out of the purple headed yogurt slinger
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I've got a huge purple headed yogurt slinger.
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