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running down wind

When you seem to be making the right decisions based on the moment but all the results are running 'down wind' from other people spoiling the outcome.

An animal in the forest wants to be 'downwind' of its hunter so the hunter doesn't get a sniff of the prey.
All upwind are 'seen' by those downwind as the wind blows away from them.

"I went and spoke to an advisor about a superannuation investment but when I saved and deposited the amount-the savings went running down wind with the market collapse"

"I follow coaches advice and play wide reciver for the final play but the opposition always pre-interprets the play making me feel like I'm constantly running down wind"!

by Goosebump11 June 3, 2011


run my route

When you are correct but others think otherwise, you proceed to say "Run my route!" To prove that you are right

You don't believe me? Run my route!

by Pimpcessdee May 11, 2017


Mid run crisis

Where you start running but soon realise you can't run as far as you think so you quickly slow back down to a walk and forget about running at all.

I began running, but then i had my mid run crisis and stopped running to catch my breath

by -Malice- May 28, 2012


Pirate monkey run

Pirate monkey run is the most revolutionary invention since the atomic bomb. Everytime I play it it makes my wiener tingle

Pirate monkey run is a pirate monkey who runs past obstacles and gamingpro260 is number one in the world on the beach level

by Jgathercole August 29, 2023


Running fuck slap

Two decibels louder/harder than a poes klap #poesklap . A slap administered by running at the recipient to maximise the effect of an open handed slap to the face.

My ex boss deserves a running fuck slap

by Quin_KX May 18, 2019


run deez hands

Fight someone

Run deez hands after school

by Antboy21 February 26, 2016


running before the catch

Acting as if something good will definitely happen, without it happening yet, and then paying for such optimism.

Derived from football, where the wide receiver starts thinking about what he is going to do AFTER the catch, before the ball gets to him. Inevitably the wide receiver drops the ball.

I swore I was going to get an offer from that company I have been interviewing with, so I haven't done any work in days. The job fell through. I was running before the catch.

by pdiddyfashions August 11, 2010