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The length of time that a case of the farts last. Sometimes used as an expression.
That piece of shit drill you got from harbor freight won't last a farting spell!
When you gotta cut loose a quiet fart.
The Frank family had to "Anne Fart" in the attic when the nazis came to search.
the crunchy farts that pass between the vagina lips. A re-fart out of the vagina.
"Gir,l I JUST ripped a gnarly cronch fart."
to shut off your microphone from picking up a fart while on a video chat or telephone call.
I thought I fart-muted myself and ripped some ass but then I realized I muted the sound and not my microphone during the Microsoft Teams meeting. I am a failed fart-muter.
When someone in your family rips one that sounds like Perry the Platypus.
This is a rare bunch of regular farters that have the ability to not only fart on demand, but also to use the fart as a musical instrument....controlling the tone and intensity of farts that can often last for 2o seconds or more at expert level.
The quality of the finish is important, but strangely the intensity of the stench is not. This is purely comedy value farting for entertainment value.
Venue: the putting green at a nice golf course with friends.
The plot: wait until a friend is about to take a crucial putt, then release the longest fart you can.
The result: everybody pauses while embracing the brilliance of your fart musicianship then when the flatulence stops they all roll around on the green in hysterics. It's great for pissing off people who are queuing behind to play the hole.
When someone releases a fart immediately following defecation and while still seated on the toilet. The cleansing fart often produces a pleasing feeling while simultaneously assisting the additional and final release of fecal material still trapped in the colon.
I love my morning shit, since, for whatever reason, it’s usually followed by the best cleansing fart.