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verb. To T-Ass-S.
A play on TSS (Toxic Shock Syndrome) the staph infection typically contracted by women when tampons are used for longer than 8 hours. "T-Ass-S" is the act of inserting a super-absorbancy tampon with a card-board applicator in the anus of a man by a woman during sex, against his will, potentially causing Toxic Shock Syndrome of the ass. Tampon may or may not be left in the ass for more than 8 hours.
Girl: "So I roofied this guy at the bar last night and brought him home and totally T-Ass-S-ed him."
Girl: "Bought him a drink, told him he looked hot, next thing he knew he was being T-Ass-S-ed in the bathroom."
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Best rock music ever. Period.
I just listened to the latest 90's rock. It so beats the lame modern music.
The coolest of hipsters listen to 90's rock and none else.
"Hey, Jim, what's up?" I ask. "Oh just listening to 90's rock with my girlfriend. She loves this shit."
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A great boyfriend, best friend, child, student
Even though I’ve known u for 15 weeks or more it feels like I’ve know u forever because of who u are and I love that about u. Because you are nice, kind, loving, respectful, reliable, responsible (at times), and funny you made me want to have a friendship and relationship with u and the list still goes on. Jair c,s thank you
I love u so much
That one hot man from the resident evil franchise which I’d let me bodyslam me and pin me against the wall, and explore my inners.
Me: “Holy shit, I want Leon S. Kennedy to #### me till we make America great again!!”
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that one hot man from resident evil franchise and omg i want that man to do it to me from behind while i bite onto the pillow, i want him to break my bed so bad omfg I want him in me, I just know he’s so huge down there… from experience!
Me : “I want Leon S. Kennedy to destroy my inners, pin me against the wall, make me whine his name and break my legs!”
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2's Day is February 22, 2022 in the American date format, which becomes 2/22/22 when written in short form. The best thing about it is that it falls on a Tuesday, earning it the name of 2's Day. Best to celebrate at 2:22 (or better, 22:22 using 24 hour time) if possible.
Alice: Hey Bob, what's the date?
Bob: It's 2/22/22
Alice: Holy shit, it's also a Tuesday!
Bob: *Checks time, says 2:22*
Both: I guess you could say it's "2's Day"...
Both: *Dies of cringe*