I can has cheese burger?

A saying used by n00bs looking to acquisition themselfs a tastey snax, most pr0bibly a ch33s3burg3r. This term can be used whilst at a WTFBBQ!!!!

" heyz im hungr3yz i want to has somethingz to eat at your WTFBBQ? , " I can has cheese burger? pretty plox?"

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[i can see your pad]

an expression used to insult a female that you dislike, referring to seeing her pad.

"OMG, there's that girl in my math class that's totally macking on my boyfriend!"
"Whatever. I'll yell at her, "I can see your pad!"

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You can take the boy out of the war

You can take the boy out of the war, but you can't take the war out of the boy.

In PTSD symptoms you see that you can take the boy out of the war but you can't take the war out of the boy.

Can I getta Ruth Middleton?!?

Celebratory term used when the one and only "Ruth Middleton" is present. Those from the "757" get more excited than others when using it.

Person 1: Was that Ruth Middleton?
Person 2: Yea, I think it was.
Person 1: CAN I GETTA RUTH MIDDLETON?!?
Ruth Middleton: Whoop Whoop!

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You can X my Y

Literally X means a verb while Y means a noun. The sentence as a whole is supposed to be used as an innuendo.

Example 1:
Speddy: This is how you do an innuendo. Ask me if I want to play Pokémon.
Lesby: Do you want to play Pokémon X and Y?
Speddy: Of course, friend! …You can X my Y.
Lesby: Ew, wtf mans? I’m named my name for a reason, you creep!

Example 2:
Lonnie: Hey, do you wanna go to a rock concert?
Kaleb: Of course, bro! …You can rock my concert.
Lonnie: Ew, gross! What the fuck, bro???

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I can fix her/him/them

This mistaken humanistic view of reality is quite like the story of The Frog and the Scorpion — BUT FOR REAL!!!!!

The mistaken belief that a one’s love and understanding can change another person’s personality and character. A person who has demonstrably driven several people crazy while in tempestuous toxic relationships. A more contemporary approach to relationships and relating that ignores traditional conventional wisdoms like:

*** Once a cheater always a cheater.
*** you can’t turn a whore into a house wife.
*** Peter Pan will never grow up.
*** People do not change.
*** If they will do it with you; they will do it to you.
*** If they mistreat a waiter or waitress they will mistreat you.

Ignoring the wisdom and experience of an entire culture, the optimistic lover proclaims: “I can fix him/her/them”.

Understanding that this is the 21st century, this statement has been updated to include the possibility of chosen pronouns.

1) How many women have entered into extramarital relationships with Herschel Walker thinking, “I can fix him”?
2) How many men have entered into a relationship with one of the Kardashian women thinking, “I can fix her”?
3) How many women have entered into a relationship with Ellen DeGenerous thinking, “I can fix them”?
4) My powers of love and understanding or so strong that I can fix her/him/them.

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can I get a piece

Used when someone, usually male, would like to... you know... heeheehee! =)

Hey good lookin'... I sho likes what you got goin' on there... can I get a piece?

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