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A condition involving discomfort or burning in the rectal area caused by eating spicy foods.
“Those peppers are hot, watch out for ring demon!”
“I got a case of ring demon from those ghost pepper wings.”
A phrase you would use in a text message to make the other person check their phone and write back.
Ring Dong: Cory
Jaelyn: What is this a door bell?
Just seein' what you were up to: Cory
Jaelyn: Streching out for later wanna cruise by?
or
Paul: Dude guess what I did last night?
Steve: What?
Paul: I ring donged Jessica at four in the morning to wake her up when she has her first day of nursing intern.
Steve: Clutch Automatic!
Your top gay hook up, who’s arsehole you love pounding like wild animals.
Yeah I miss playing the field, but he’s the king’s ring and I could ride that ass all day.
An unwiped asshole with fudge dripping out of it at all times.
Guy 1: dude I bet your nervous. Guy 2: yeah my choco ring is puckered.
to engage in sexual acts, but only with plump delicious pastries. preferrably from Tim Horton's
.... im sure you can put the rest together.
friend: "NO WAY I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY DID IT?"
the man: "the honey glaze left a sugar ring when she was done..."
What happens 2 days after drinking your friends homemade chilli pickle juice. On the day of the drinking a chilli seed gets stuck in the throat and gives you painful chilli sneezes. Day 2 the remnants of chilli juice and seeds are passed through the anus. It burns as if Mr T had just penetrated you anally with Tabasco sauce on his dick. After this you then have to deal with the most unholy and ungodly of smells which will take a full day of fumigation to erase.
Joe had a lot of ring burn after drinking Chris and Caitys homemade chilli pickle juice. He used a full bottle of cologne in the bathroom!
When a woman's Anus hole is crusted with shit all the way round.
"I can't believe i nearly had sex with Angela, she had a nasty Hobbit Ring!"