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MY KIDS CANT HEAR ME TIER LISTENING TO KIDS BOP
-KAREN 2020
Most of the time an old short hair lady that tries to cause a scene over a small situation.
Cashier: sorry, this is actually $3.99 not $2.99
Karen: What do you mean!? it was on sale for $2.99 yesterday
Cashier: Yes. that was yesterday not today.
Karen: I want to speak to your manager!
Middle age bitch with a bob cat with highlights that drives a Dodge Grand caravan immune to her kids crying. Mainly deals with retail store managers including game stops. Give her tone and she'll send it back. The majority of the dislikes of this definition is probably from Karen's.
We must not let karenos collect all 6 infinity oils to bring her anti-vax kid back to life.
McDonald's employee-" ma'am, your coupons are expired, if you will just-"
Karen-"I don't care. Don't you dare post this on YouTube or I'll sue you. Can I please talk to your manger? I want my coupons to be processed. I don't care if they are expired. I am a customer and customer's are always right"
McDonald's employee-" is your name Karen?"
Karen-"why the hell does that matter? I want your manager!"
McDonald's employee-"I am done here. Diane, can you come up to the front please? A Karen needs to speak to a manager"
a racist deepshit who is homophobic and thinks every religion except christian is bad,if you meet them,run,they are deepshit who just wants to erase your happiness,anyways,thanks Raid Shadow Legend for sponsoring me
"You are a Karen"
A Christian blond and entitled female who purposefully pisses people the FUCK off and puts stores and any other market into lockdown. Here’s an example:
Karen:*enters store*
*code k alarm blares*
Store manager: Attention all personnel, Code K has been issued. Lock all doors and windows and seek cover immediately. Nobody is allowed to leave until lockdown has been lifted.
A person, usually a white woman but the term in not exclusive, who berates employees of their favorite fast food restaurants and middle-class clothing stores. They can also be spotted in the wild during a fit of road rage, and they nest in suburban areas, where they often scream at their neighbor's kids for skateboarding in the culdesac. These screams can be heard from miles around, and they often make threats to call the police or sue an establishment. Karens often complain to city council, and they make a habit of asking to speak to a manager.
Karens are to be avoided at all costs, or videotaped and posted to social media for a good laugh. If encountered, Karens will avoid taking responsibility for their behavior. They are attracted to minivans, clearance sections, and they are often seen speaking to a manager. (Further research is needed on whether this relationship is mutualistic, commensalistic, or parasitic. We have a hypothesis this may be parasitic). They will become hostile towards music, skateboarders, and regular people doing their job.
Manager: We have to ask you to leave this restaurant please.
Karen: No I dont think so. They got me a small fry when I paid for a medium, I want a f%$king refund!
Manager: You also already ate them, so I can't give you a refund, Karen. The best I can do is give you the difference of what the cost is, that way you paid for the small fries you ate. I have your reciept, and your money. Please take it and go.
Karen: F%ck you and f%ck your job! I am never coming back here!
Manager(to coworker): Thank God for that! Make sure you get their order right next time so we dont have to do this again, okay?
Coworker: Yes sir, sorry about that. I offered to give Karen medium fries but she already ate the small ones and she was screaming at me and demanding you speak with her.
Manager: I know, its okay.
Karen is easily one of the best person on the planet. Gentle, generous, welcoming and a lot of others good things even tho sometimes she's kinda wack ngl. A bit of a Twilight and Harry Potter fan. Possesses bad traits to compensate : Annoying, kinda capable of making a fuss about anything, sort of a teaser(be prepared) and cat lover. A being full of contrast, but possesses such a charm that most of the time that you wouldn't mind her flaws too much. Quite of a hard worker and skilled in many areas such as singing, piano and ukulele but not dancing. Pretty bad at pretending and can easily be spotted when she tries to hide her emotions. Lovely and adorable, definetely a woman of choice who deserves way more than a guacamole.
I love you Karen, you're the best.