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where you rent a hotel room with a girl upon entering you get on all fours and she goes from behind. she sucks your dick from behind and when you jizz you fart in her face.
In order to finish off a relationship going sour i suggest you give her the carrot top
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When you and your boyfriend get to a red let, so you give him that sloppy zoppy toppy-3000. The gluck gluck.
Friends talking: What does top at the red light mean?
Other friend responding: Search it up on urban dictionary.
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When a chick is so overweight that her fat spills out from both the top of her pants (standard muffin top) AND from the bottom of her bra. Also observed in extreme cases as a mushroom fat goiter protruding from the top of a sports bra that is too small.
"Check it out! Helga gained so much weight, she's poppin a Cincinnati Muffin Top!"
"Shit bro, I gotta go wash my eyes out with acid now."
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Pooping in the cistern (toliet tank).
The bathroom stinks to high heaven because some total fartknocker (a true buttweed) took a top deck dump!!!
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doing really well, doing extraordinarily well
Your always on top of your game.
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A faith-based university which claims to be Christ-like ish but is actually an inconsiderate, incompassionate, religiously-fanatical, Christ impractical society. Denies students of fundamental human rights, violates and limits the power of their volition.
"In Mountain Top University we never joke with our rules and regulations." said DSA.
"There are two fathers of love, but as for me, I'm fire!!!!!! " said a regular loony.
"At Mountain Top University we're all prisoners of 'hope'" said the..............
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top of da mornin' 🤠 -Kendrick Lamar
tpp of da mornin' top of da mornin' top of da mornin' top of da mornin' top of da mornin' top of da mornin' top of da mornin' hold on, let's get this shit
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