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November 3rd is large cast-iron animal day.
On December 15 it’s mandatory to kiss someone who goes fishing
Bro Jenny kissed me today because I guess it’s National kiss a fisherman day
the 24th of October the day when we call gingers we dont like fiddle
“hey its emmas birthday tomorrow!”
“erm… NO! its national fiddle day!!”
SpongeBob old guy appreciation day is 2/11 every year.
“Hey dude, do ya know what day it is?”
“No, I’m not a lonesome dude who gets no b!tches and aces every test then gets mauled by a bear every day.”
“It’s old man Jenkins appreciation day!”
“Nice, have a great day man.”
“Thanks you too!”
On April 20th it is national Be Nice To Colin Day.
Did you know it’s National Be Nice To Colin Day?
Taking place on September 9th, this special day is where you appreciate everyone named Brady in a physical, mental, and sexual manor.
Did you hear? It's National Brady Appreciation Day!
On this day you eat applesauce and shart yourself in bed.
“Are you guys participating in national huntting day? I am”