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Everyday whilst a pledge, you must clean up the fraternity’s main house as well as any off campus houses and/or other fraternal areas.
Note: This is NOT hazing. It is required by IFC article 6, line 7.
“Hey Lil’ Timmy! I thought it was national pledge clean up day? Go mop the floor pledge!”
- Fraternity Brother
“Yes sir”
- Pledge Timmy
Everyday whilst a pledge, you must clean up the fraternity’s main house as well as any off campus houses and/or other fraternal areas.
Note: This is NOT considered hazing. It is required by the IFC in article 6, line 7 of the manual.”
“Hey Lil’ Timmy! I thought it was national pledge clean up day? Go mop the floor pledge!”
- Fraternity Brother
“Yes sir.”
- Pledge Timmy
This is the day you celebrate your friend group by exposing them on your story
Isabella: You know what tomorrow is?
Christopher: no what is it?
May: ITS NATIONAL FRIEND GROUP DAY
January 20th, the day the Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off a bat. Why don't you join him in the yearly feast.
Dude, did you know that it's national bite the head off a bat day?
No I didn't, I need to break into the bat roost to prepare the feast.
Ozzy didn't bite that bat for nothing you know!
When you have to go back to work and it's your first day back from several weeks of vacation
"Kill me, it's appitamy day."
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Hey are you ready for Tresmolob Day next week?
Of course! The whole gang is celebrating!
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boy 1:awee i love her so much
boy 2: why you simping bro
boy 1: you know it's Day Of Simp