To sloppely nibble a loved ones ear
Now thats ”clappes hands” a slick a dick
Its not a nibble, its a slick a dick
A crooked, small, misshapen or ugly male appendage
Jonathon has a swanked dick
A crooked, small, misshapen or ugly male appendage
Jonathon has a swanked dick
The Dick-Band is a phenomenon in which a male individual who is wearing a belt, has the excess length of the belt draping/flopping around in front of his leg, almost as if to represent his self-proclaimed cock size for any and all to lay eyes upon and bow before.
Person 1: "Dude, remember in middle school when all the preps and jocks would tighten their belts and make the excess length hang down in front of their leg to show people their dick size? They all just walked around school sporting dick-bands like it was their jobs!"
Person 2: "What..?"
Where one shoves a bagel through their dick.
James just fucked the bagel, he has bagel dick!
Telling lies/bullshit the imaginary grow dick.
Hey Pinocchio Dick bet it's one long slong with all that bullshit that rolls out your mouth all the girls wanna be on that slong!
LAVA SHIT DICK- when inserting male member in female anal cavity and low and behold you didn’t know she had diarrhea and you pull out to a hot steamy shitty dick..
Example : My buddy had lava dick after he banged her asshole out.. it was covered in hot shit