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To put fecal matter into your own hand and preform a handjob.
My girlfriend ate curry for dinner last night and gave me the worst brown handy!
not the green chest, dude! the chest crafted by using 8 wood planks in a circle.
(in a whispering voice) yo dude put it in the brown chest not the green chest
i put some gold in the brown chest
surfing the Web while on the toilet
We need to move the wireless AP closer to the bathroom, so I can brown surf. wifi toiletbrownsurf
The act of talking on the phone while taking a shit.
Jeff on toilet: "So I was at the <grunts> club today and saw this chick with an amazing rack"
Larry: *interrupts* "Jeff are
you taking a shit?! Did you really engage me in a brown chat?!"
When you’re hitting it from behind, and you shove a felt-tipped sharpie up her ass
She was handcuffed to the bed, and while I was hitting it from behind I gave her the ole brown felt
The act of getting so drunk that you mumble random, incoherent sentences.
Matt: How is Sam doing at the party?
Kellen: Man, she had like nine shots already. She's totally pulling brown.