A plastic grocery bag rolling across a parking lot
Bro there's a fuckin Alabama tumbleweed out there
The act of boofing a shot of methamphetamines, then diarrhea shitting it back into a spoon. Have your friend then heat it til quick boil, drop in a cotton filter, draw it up and bang that bad boy til they are enjoying that amazing uforic rush
I asked Tiffany if she wanted to enjoy a Alabama hot shot together
When Cody is being a dumbass and launching firework from his ass crack.
"Hey man! Check Cody out. He's about to do the Alabama Launch Pad. Go Cody!!!"
Shitting in a dead persons mouth while someone blows you
My gf gave me an Alabama muntkin last night
When you're engaged in doggy-style anal intercourse with Copenhagen in your mouth. Spit on your partners back, pull out, dip your penis in it, reinsert penis.
I gave Mendy an Alabama Stinger and she had to use an entire tube of Preparation-H in the morning.
A sexual power-move akin to that of the Alabama Hot Pocket with the twist of the fecal receptacle being the penis instead of the vagina. TL;DR Shitting in a man's pee-hole.
My friend made his wife an Alabama Hot Pocket. She returned the favor by giving him an Alabama Twinkie for dessert.
The art of shoving a drunk girl into your washing machine and letting yourself in her back door. After you turn on the machine, you feel a tight grip around your penis as you warm the girls ass. Bonus point if you get semen all over your clean clothes.
Shanaquia: My man gave me an Alabama ass warmer at the party last night. It was amazing!
Maia: Wow! How did it feel?
Shanaquia: I dont remember, but my boyfriend says his dick is sore...