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alabama tool box

pair of vise-grips, a hammer and a roll of duct tape

With an Alabama Tool Box you can fix damn near anything.

by deepfish January 16, 2015


Alabama Air Freshener

When you stick your finger up Collins meaty ass and sniff it until you cum

I gave Collin an Alabama Air Freshener

by Trashbonious August 12, 2017


selma Alabama

Selma Alabama home of crooked mayor's and city officials home of crackheads pill poppers powder head niggas and bitches, home of of racism low key still is a racist ass city home of bad body prostitute's, roaches, carpet burns and fake designer clothes, putuna cigarette smoking ass niggas home of some good people also some real niggas not (many tho) home of hard working people that the city take advantage of and under pay them home of stealing kids dreams robbing them of they future home of being around and being comfortable with being around failure daily home of no ambition no dreams home dressing any kind of way home of walking in the store dressed any kind of way (first impression is best impression)home of no drive it's been stolen home of no bright future to look forward until the crooks

Selma Alabama lame ass city

by Callmehaterproof June 19, 2022


alabama weed-whacker

When a male recieves head and the female gets some of his pubic hairs stuck inside her teeth and pulls them out as he cums.

John was getting some bomb head from Bryana until she performed an Alabama weed-whacker on him.

by PapiLey June 14, 2017


Alabama Will Smith'd

Slapping diarrhea on someone for making fun of your wife

Guy: That bastard Alabama Will Smith'd me!
Girl: I know. You are ugly and you stink.'

by AlabamaBaby April 1, 2022


alabama rainforest

when ur sister chokeholds you and urinates in your mouth.

colin: omg sam i cant breathe
sam: have some hydration
colin: oh no im a victim of the alabama rainforest.

by alabamerrainforester August 6, 2022


Alabama Skyhawk

when the male farts inside a females vagina and proceeds to have intercourse with it

damn I was with that girl Taylor and I accidentally Alabama Skyhawks with her

by Spookyboo14 November 25, 2022