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the 1year anniversary of willywonkatiktok//3rd may/
When she sucks on that ever lasting gobstopper and it’s so scrumdiddlyumptious!
Yo how was last night? It was sweeet! She wonked my Willy
Someone who has a small penis or napper who thinks everyone elses is the same size
I would rather be anything then have a napper like that wakeman Willy
Willie C is ABSOLUTELY an asshole asshole asshole! one minute you think that he loves you, and the next he's scrolling through Tindr looking for "wife material". when you first met him, you thought his lip tattoo was naughty and alluring. but after a night of drinking and aggressive friend-zoning, you remember that he is just a phony attention whore from Hampton. even though you h8 him, you can't break things off because he claims to have good tongue skills, and he also has a lot of bud. moms nut over him.
mom: honey, that maroon tour guide was soooo cute! maybe you should go to school here and date him...???!!!
prospective student: shut UP mom be cool, you're embarrassing me!
prospective student's older sister: don't EVEN think about it. i know that type. cute but a heartbreaker. classic willie c. NEVER go home with one.
Actor/plate mounter from Bury. Often moans a lot and saves hostages from skyscrapers.
Moggy looks like Bruce Willis
An American actor who specialized in corny, unbelievably stupid films, in which he spent most of his time spouting the most ridiculous snappy one-line comments that anyone over the age of seven would be embarrassed by
Any film with Bruce Willis in it can be automatically assumed to be juvenile and super-gay.