scissor hands

someone who has long sharp finger nails

Scissor hands explains how people use their long ass thumb nail to cut open a blunt

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Talk to the hand

I don't care. A sentence used by people with limited intelligence and/or social skills. Probably they had cold mothers.

person: 'My Mum just died.'

retard: 'Talk to the hand...'

or

person: 'I want to kill myself'

retard: 'Talk to the hand'

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left-handed

to steal. when paying at the counter of a store use your right hand to do all the movement and keep the other goods you want to steal down by your side with your left hand. If they ask about it simply say "OH, i forgot i was hold it!"

I payed for this gum, but i left-handed the juice.

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hand heart

Its something annoying girls do, trying to shame their boyfriends into doing it. Its really gay.

Sam was hanging out with the boys when emily sent him a hand heart. Sam sent one back and his bros kicked his ass

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Hand job

n. a job which requires the work of ones hands to accomplish/complete a set goal or task

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talk to the hand

An expression originally used by african american women to mean the coversation is over. Now used by all sorts of wannabe urban whites as well.

...for the last time i want my alimony payment now you deadbeat...no way honey, talk to the hand cause the face ain't listenin'

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hand love

Connection or bond between a man and his hand, often transcending mere bodily pleasure.
In such a relationship, the man's hand usually takes on a name.
Jill is the name taken on in a majority of cases.
The man in this case is often referred to as a "Stephen."

Stephen is experiencing hand love atm, let's give him some space.

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