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1: A situation which is perceived as being superficial, false, lacking in sincerity, or a waste of time.
2: A person who is incompetent, unproductive, and worthless.
1: Can you believe they made us go to that strategic planning meeting? It was a facade--nothing but a bunch of smoke and mirrors. The boss doesn't plan to do anything we suggested. What a waste of time, it was nothing but a big hand job.
2: Did you hear that Craig fucked up another job? He is monumentally incompetent and worthless. I get so tired of having to fix all of his mistakes. He is such a handjob.
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Has two requirements: hookers and blow. Once both of the aforementioned are obtained one must then aquire a spicy hot boner. Once all of these have come together make a line of blow on the aforementioned spicy hot boner using a credit card and/or fingers (razors could be quite painful). To then aquire the desired result have the hooker snort the blow off. For added fun a mushroom stamp can always be added to remind the hooker who is boss.
Last night I got some good hooker and had her bring over some blow. I had that bitch give me a snort job and then slapped my mushroom dick across her face. It only cost me 5 bucks!
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when a girl or guy preforms oral sex but they imagine that you are Shia labeuf
Wow Jenny is such a bitch I can't beleive she gave me a Labeuf Job!
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To give one guy a job of the hand while fingering his arsehole...
Bob almighty is a major rail job for taking the word i Fucking invented... And he cant even get the definition correct.
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When I start to kiss down my boyfriends chest and stomach while pulling at his belt loops and pockets slowly getting down to his pants button which i unbutton with my teeth. Then i pull his pants down to about his knees and look up at him and smile. Then i slowly massage his balls with one hand and move my hand up and down his shaft while i slowly suck the head of his penis ever so lightly and swirl my tongue around the tip. i suck him a little bit harder and swirl my tongue faster. i suck harder as his dick slides farther down my throat and suck harder and harder and use my hand to jack him off at the base of his penis. He gets harder and harder and his penis throbs as he is ready to cum. I moan and suck harder and squeeze the base of his penis while i suck. He cums and the cum goes all the way down my throat, i look up at him and smile as a swallow it all.
THAT is a blow job.
It takes alot of practice to master the art of giving an AMAZING moan making blow job ;)
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The combination of blow job and toe job. While he receives oral sex, the male inserts his big toe into the woman's vagina and fucks her with it, vigorously rubbing her clitoris and bringing both to an earth-shattering dual orgasm.
Dick and Gina loved to do bloe jobs on one another before they 69ed.
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The act of receiving sexual pleasure while simultaneously listening to one's Ipod.
The other day my girlfriend gave me the best Steve Job while I was listening to Phil Collins-In the Air Tonight.
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