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to remove someones face with an icecream scoop and put it in a bowl to b eaten or saved for later.
bob: "who are you"
random guy: "keeyah *scoops bobs face off* mmm delicious"
bob: "damn i just got murder muffined"
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This person is a straight up menace to society. Spends their time terrorizing the good neighbors of the hood. Violent and ghetto behavior normally ensues wherever this person may be. It is rare to see this person perpetrating without a brown bag in their hand.
Commonly goes by MTM.
While making my way home today, I was greeted by the Muffin Top Mauler on the corner of Saltmarsh and Jettison. I nearly peed myself at the mere sight of the gun toting, booze drinking menace. I quickly threw my 5 series in reverse and got the hell outta there!!
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it's when a cat stretches out their paws when being held or laying on a high place, making it look like they're kneading dough.
Looks like my cat is making sky muffins again.
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much like a cunt muffin but even worse. sourdough muffins would be very gross, especially if it was in a sweet muffin form.
"Damn that bitch is such a sourdough cunt muffin,for sexting my friend"
"Yeah cause she is an ugly mother fucker"
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Probably one of the greatest foods in existence, extremely easy and quick to make. Toasted English Muffin, tomato sauce, cheese, + toppings. Put under the oven broiler until cheese is beginning to brown. Remove, eat, jizz in your pants, rinse and repeat.
Matt: Yo brb gonna go make some english muffin pizzas, swear man they're SOOOOO good. Loki: Fuck now i'm hungry and the average mexican taco won't satisfy me. Cody: Ayo P;
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To sexually tease a male with promises of getting laid with a female
flashing a vagina and saying "YOU WILL NEVER GET THIS!"
Lady Gaga's Poker Face
Girl: "heyyy im horny lets do it!"
Guy: "OMG YESS!!!"
Girl: "hahaha only bluffin with my muffin!"
Guy: "i hate you"
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