mauler

A derivation of the shocker, this sexual act of inserting two crossed fingers into the vaginal and anal openings of a female, respectively, is known to be very effective in pleasuring sorority girls and small town sluts.

"That girl didn't know how to be noisy, so I had to give her the mauler."

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mauler

Someone lacking grace and coordination. A klutz or clumsy person. A person usually of large stature (fat ass beasts). The word "ogre" is an appropriate synonym. Another example is someone who looks upkept and grizzled.

"Chris Farley was a good example of a mauler, may he rest in peace."

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mauler

a mohawk type haircut (shaved on both sides with one line of hair down the middle) that has two shaves horizontally across it creating a 3-pile pattern.

normal mohawk = -----
mauler = - - -

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mauler

see aaron ritchie. He is a mauler

"that ritchies a mauler"

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mauler

a mohawk type haircut (shaved on both sides with one line of hair down the middle) that has two shaves horizontally across it creating a 3-pile pattern.

normal mohawk= -----
mauler= - - -

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Maulers

As in dirty Maulers (hands)

Example 1: "get your dirty Maulers off my cake"

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Mauler

A word used to describe a special kind of moron. Often used when mocking people with bad opinions.

Jay is such a mauler. The guy can’t even tie his own shoes.

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